Randomness of my wacky brain

cosmeticdisease:

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

yes please

(via consulting-goddess-of-mischief)

redwingedblackbird:

ihaveasthma:

cats that have faces like this with the colors split down the middle means that there were two cats in the mummy cats womb that merged together in the early stages of fertilization.

This is a very real thing.  It’s called a chimera.  

It can happen to horses, mice, cats, and even humans.  

(Source: ab0vethef0ld, via renglontorcidodedios)

(Source: walkingdead-gasm)

(via normansgirl)

lonewolfed:

They’re coming back to point and laugh and ask me:
How’d you manage to stab yourself in the back?
The Limousines - Fine Art

(for 2amsugarrush ♥)

(via makhon)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(via consulting-goddess-of-mischief)

(Source: take-love-and-other-drugs)

(Source: kino-apparatom, via thegreatkhaleesi)

cuntr0lable:

whataboutmikey:

That the kind of eye-rape that gets you from 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds.

fuck me please.

(Source: luxury1ife, via dylanobilinski)

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

(via youtapdancingfuck)